Fakery in Orbit: THE I$$

If NASA faked the moon landings, does the agency have any credibility at all? Was the Space Shuttle program also a hoax? Is the International Space Station another one? Do not dismiss these hypotheses offhand. Check out our wider NASA research and make up your own mind about it all.
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Unread post by Starbucked » Sat May 11, 2013 9:11 am

resolution wrote:http://www.space.com/21088-space-statio ... video.html <-- Link to video.
An 720p version of this, complete with stars.


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJbZmvboL4k

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Unread post by simonshack » Sat May 11, 2013 9:10 pm

Starbucked wrote:
If all goes well with this "coolant leak" fix, the Nasapologists will be able to, ahem, 'debunk' the sharp minded citizens who have pointed to the 'bubbles' seen in EVA videos as evidence of those videos being filmed underwater :(

"It was just coolant the whole time you tin hatted lunatics!"
I can only wish NASA good luck - explaining away the following bubbles, seen in one of their supposed "EVA" videos :


"STS 118 MISSION EVA SPACEWALK" (2007)

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Compare with the air bubbles seen (top left) in this training video from NASA's Neutral Buoyancy Lab :

SCUBA DIVER BUBBLES in The Neutral Buoyancy Lab

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But it gets 'better': here we can actually see a man in scuba gear moving about inside that module:
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As you can see, the colors of the above STS118 imagery appear to have been washed out/ shifted to black &white - so as not having that yellow oxygen tank stand out like a traffic light to the casual viewer!

More bubbles here: http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.ph ... 6#p2362696

:rolleyes:

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Unread post by MrSinclair » Sun May 12, 2013 2:22 am

Well they've fixed it for now and they are all quite happy. :lol:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/internatio ... exjGjO2wWK

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Unread post by Starbucked » Sun May 12, 2013 3:36 am

Simon, here is the full video where they do explain away the bubbles:

"particles of water from the crew's sublivators on their spacesuits"
(Nasa speak for 'what the fuck are the divers doing so close')


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LumFvgrZQXk

They don't offer an excuse for the dude in the scuba gear, however :lol:

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Unread post by Starbucked » Mon May 13, 2013 4:50 am

$pace Oddity indeed


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

Because Chris is Nasa's brightest Star, Canada named a school after him.

Chris Hadfield Public School

http://chr.hdsb.ca/

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Unread post by CitronBleu » Mon May 13, 2013 2:24 pm

Starbucked wrote:
full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
I think what really makes this umpteenth NASA pop music video worthwhile is Chris Hadfield's mustache. It just wouldn't be the same without it.

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Unread post by Maat » Mon May 13, 2013 7:31 pm

Major Merde! Image

I didn't think it could get much worse than Space Ghost Kelly spinning lyric cards to a U2 song ...but this is the parody of parodies :puke:

Did everyone else see this puke-fest in February too?

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http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/09/Astr ... 360390266/

"Chris Hadfield and Barenaked Ladies: I.S.S. (Is Somebody Singing)"


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvAnfi8WpVE

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http://www.rte.ie/news/2013/0513/391947 ... field-iss/

Just proves they never did and never could put men in space by constantly showing us this circus of trained monkeys!

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PLUS re-fabricated revivals of their old clown act — from Pop to Poop:

"Poop In Space? Apollo 10 Astronauts Joked About Floating 'Turds,' NASA Transcripts Show"
The Huffington Post | By Ryan Grenoble Posted: 04/11/2013 1:02 pm EDT

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Though the transcripts have been declassified for quite some time, NBC reported, news of floating "number two's" aboard Apollo 10 has recently resurfaced on sites such as Reddit.
...
Read the rest for the most exquisite irony :rolleyes:

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Unread post by simonshack » Thu May 16, 2013 8:30 pm

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HADFIELD "BACK ON EARTH"

Canadian asstronot Chris Hadfield has now apparently returned to Earth.

His first thought was, appropriately, dedicated to the taxpayers who keep paying for this ongoing, global scam:
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"When asked about why reaching out to so many people via Twitter was important to him, Hadfield responded that he wanted to share the space experience with the people who pay for it via their tax dollars and who benefit from it in form of new technologies and inspiration."
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story ... peaks.html
The tax dollars... The tax dollars... Where would modern-day America be today without them?
How many planets would still be left to conquer? <_<

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Unread post by brianv » Thu May 16, 2013 10:10 pm

So we're back to the first chimp in space again? How we have progressed.
...and who benefit from it in the form of new technologies and inspiration.
The definite article has been omitted, which makes it more vague. Looser if you like. I'm inspired. NOT!

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Unread post by scud » Fri May 17, 2013 8:50 am


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxOp_Rd8_cA

Hilarious!! Why I ever took any of this ‘space’ stuff seriously is now utterly beyond me. Check out the centre asstronot at approx’ 6.50, quickly reminded that he’s not supposed to be able to get up and perform a victory dance for the Mongolian ‘greeting party’.

Three blokes getting changed into space suits...in a ‘do it yourself’ cement mixer, now that would surely be comedy gold!

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Unread post by totalrecall » Fri May 17, 2013 9:32 am

scud wrote:
full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxOp_Rd8_cA

Hilarious!! Why I ever took any of this ‘space’ stuff seriously is now utterly beyond me. Check out the centre asstronot at approx’ 6.50, quickly reminded that he’s not supposed to be able to get up and perform a victory dance for the Mongolian ‘greeting party’.

Three blokes getting changed into space suits...in a ‘do it yourself’ cement mixer, now that would surely be comedy gold!

The funniest thing about all these videos is that they never ever show the full sequence of either take off to the "ISS" or from the "ISS" back down to the ground again. That is a huge red flag to me.

All we got was a slight panning out from the ISS model and then cut to the "control room" and then cut to a parachute in the sky.

As some commentator pointed out under a Youtube video, NASA is like the Smithsonian. NASA don't want us to know our true place in the "cosmos" whilst the Smithsonian don't want us to know our true place in the timeline. Basically, they don't want us to know who we are period.

My guess is that this all boils down to exploitation and containment.

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Unread post by simonshack » Fri May 17, 2013 11:33 pm

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I learned something interesting today as I was studying the ionosphere, Haarp and related matters...
"The ionosphere is traditionally very difficult to measure. Balloons cannot reach it because the air is too thin, but satellites cannot orbit there because the air is still too thick."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequ ... ch_Program
So I wondered, where does the ionosphere start and when does it end? I decided to look up the most authoritative source I could think of: the official HAARP website. Of course, HAARP's stated mission is "to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance".

So here's what the official HAARP website says:
"The layer of the earth's atmosphere called the ionosphere begins approximately 30 miles above the surface and extends upward to approximately 620 miles."

Oh, good. So the ionosphere extends from 30miles to 620 miles - and satellites cannot orbit there because the air is still too thick. But wait a minute: how then can the ISS orbit there? We all know that the ISS is supposed to orbit at an average altitude of 250miles, don't we?

Am I missing something here? :blink:

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Unread post by Lazlo » Sat May 18, 2013 1:50 am

Maat wrote:Major Merde! Image

I didn't think it could get much worse than Space Ghost Kelly spinning lyric cards to a U2 song ...but this is the parody of parodies :puke:

Did everyone else see this puke-fest in February too?

Image
http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/09/Astr ... 360390266/

"Chris Hadfield and Barenaked Ladies: I.S.S. (Is Somebody Singing)"


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvAnfi8WpVE

Image
http://www.rte.ie/news/2013/0513/391947 ... field-iss/

Just proves they never did and never could put men in space by constantly showing us this circus of trained monkeys!

Image

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

PLUS re-fabricated revivals of their old clown act — from Pop to Poop:

"Poop In Space? Apollo 10 Astronauts Joked About Floating 'Turds,' NASA Transcripts Show"
The Huffington Post | By Ryan Grenoble Posted: 04/11/2013 1:02 pm EDT

Image
...
Though the transcripts have been declassified for quite some time, NBC reported, news of floating "number two's" aboard Apollo 10 has recently resurfaced on sites such as Reddit.
...
Read the rest for the most exquisite irony :rolleyes:

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Unread post by lux » Sat May 18, 2013 4:22 am

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NASA claims they can't photograph planets and stars at the same time due to the difference in brightness levels yet, for some reason, they can photograph planets and dimly lit dickheads at the same time.

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