HEAVY WEATHER?
The album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYN7Uh28LI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_b8rNvuNjM
Based on SCS’s question regarding the weather (given the anomalies in the photographs of the ‘launch’, I came upon this little (?) gem regarding the ‘launch’ of yet another firework purporting to leave the ‘atmosphere’.
This link provides more data:
https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa ... d/historic
Note: Please scroll down for 30th May, 2020
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WARNING! Satire ahead!
Link to pull apart:
https://heavy.com/news/2020/05/spacex-n ... down-time/
My comments between [
in italics.]
Told by: Stephanie Dube Dwilson [
What sort of name is that?]
https://heavy.com/author/dube/
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Highlights from the page (mainly text. This is not easy!) as I can't relay the whole page but bear with me...Let us start with a number...yes, nine sounds good so let's have nine and spell it 9. And of course a Falcon, soaring into the skies only looking for prey...Falcon 9 ,chaps, sounds good to me...
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SpaceX NASA Launch Delayed Until Saturday: New Countdown Set
By Stephanie Dube Dwilson
Updated May 30, 2020 at 4:08pm
The launch successfully took place Saturday, May 30, at 3:22 p.m. Eastern [
Hello! The fetish numerologists are here!]
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Follows a video]
The Launch Was Scrubbed [
Cleansed of the corona virus! ] on Wednesday & Was Successful on Saturday
The historic NASA SpaceX launch was scheduled for Wednesday afternoon, May 27 [
Numbers?] at 4:33 [Yet more numbers, ho, humm!] p.m. Eastern in Florida but it had to be delayed because of three weather violations [
which were, whatever a 'violation is?] requiring the launch to be scrubbed [
clean of 'viruses' again? We can't have the I.S.S. crew contaminated!]
This is [
delayed?] standard procedure for launches and, NASA said, it’s nothing to worry about.[
We are so pleased! Thank you!] Launches periodically get scrubbed due to weather not behaving [
Give me strength! Weather behaving? To whom it is responsible? Is it not the behaviour’s of 'scientists' who know all about global warming--to the idea that they actually do anything positive for humanity?] and it’s even more important to do so for astronauts’ safety [
They hope to rely on the back door of the imaginary 'rocket' to escape back to a pint in the boozer, get a ‘little over the eight’ then deny they were anywhere near the incident when it happened in later interviews?]
A new countdown can be seen here or below. This countdown timer is based on the time released by NASA predicting a 3:22 p.m. [Numerology alert!] Eastern launch on Saturday, May 30. [Humm, '3'. Alert modified to ‘Orange’?]
Some YouTube channels have helpfully provided [
Are allowed to provide?] live coverage about the launch that’s still updating after the launch was scrubbed. You can see one below from NASA.
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Follows a video]
A NASA representative [
Probably another not-so-pale person resisting the urge to bleach his skin in case of trying to be something he isn’t familiar with, although a female or transgender version may be an option to counter gender differences?] later shared that three conditions were violated, necessitating scrubbing the launch on Wednesday. These were natural lightning [
?], the field mills,[
what the **** are 'field mills'?] and the attached anvil [
Just to hammer in this nonsense?]. The weather would have cleared in 10 minutes, but today was an “instantaneous launch” [
?] due to necessary orbital mechanics
[These people like to go around in circles. Orbital' mechanics? Space station on time? What time?] that would allow the spacecraft(y) to get to the space station on time.
Watch More Live Streams Below [
Watch them if you want from the site]
The weather was given a 60% chance of holding [
What?] and being favorable for Wednesday’s launch on Tuesday, but favorability decreased over time until it was scrubbed. [
Possibly due to 'virus' infection? Where’s the brush Frank?
More Details About the Launch
NASA shared [
Really,? With whom?] what we can expect to happen after liftoff and the anticipated launch. [
Was the game software ready for launch? Did it perhaps have a virus?]]
Saturday, May 30
11 a.m. – NASA TV launch coverage begins (continues through docking)
3:22 p.m. – Liftoff
4:09 p.m. – Crew Dragon phase burn [
It's getting bloomin' hot in here!]
4:55 p.m. – Far-field manual flight test [
Your guess is as good as mine. Where did you put those binoculars?]
5:55 p.m. – Astronaut downlink event from Crew Dragon [
Amazing of what these mobile phones applications are capable.]
6:30 p.m. – Postlaunch news conference at Kennedy
Administrator Bridenstine
Kathy Lueders, manager, NASA Commercial Crew Program
SpaceX representative
Kirk Shireman, manager, International Space Station Program
NASA Chief Astronaut Pat Forrester
[
All bovine excrement from the Promotarati of this scam.]
This test flight is an important step in NASA’s Commercial Crew Program [
?], whose goal is to ultimately provide safe transportation to and from the International Space Station [
You catch the Number 11 rocket from Cape Coronavil and then the Number 9 SpaceX shuttle to ISS1. Welcome aboard! Make sure you wear your mask!] .
The launch is known as the Demo-2, demonstrating SpaceX’s ability to fly astronauts safely to and from the space station. [
Via what?] The astronauts flying today are Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley. [
Please give exact details of them and their abilities to defraud the gullible generations of their past hoaxes.]
The SpaceX Crew Dragon [
What the **** is a 'crew dragon'?] will lift off on a Falcon 9 rocket from Launch Complex 39A in Florida for an extended stay at the space station for the Demo-2 mission. [
Much like the Windows 8 then 8.1 fiasco!] This is the final test flight for SpaceX and the first time NASA astronauts test the system in orbit. [
And if it could happen, probably the last.]
After the Crew Dragon lifts off, it will accelerate the astronauts to 17,000 mph to intercept [
Why would it need to 'intercept' if it could reliably get the co-orrdinates with all the 'technology' available? Is it looking for trouble?] with the International Space Station, NASA shared [
With whom?]. Once in orbit, the crew will verify that the Crew Dragon is performing correctly [
How?] through maneuvering thrusters [!] and performing other tests [
What tests?] . After about [
Surely this is pecision?] 24 hours, the Crew Dragon will dock with the space station. After docking, the crew members will become members of the Expedition 63 [Numerologists take note! Clue: 6 + 3 = 9]] crew and perform tests [?] on the Crew Dragon along with research tasks on the space station. [
Which are what exactly?] The Crew Dragon can stay in orbit for 110 days [
Numbers again?] , but the exact duration of this mission is being determined. [
We await determination with baited breath like fish on a hook.]The operational Crew Dragon used later will be able to stay in orbit for at least 210 days, per NASA requirements.[
Please explain requirements.]
When the expedition ends, the Crew Dragon will undock with both astronauts on board [
What?] and re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere, splashing down off Florida’s Atlantic Coast. [
Where?] The SpaceX Go Navigator [
Please supply exact details.] recovery vessel will pick up the Crew Dragon and return to Cape Canaveral. The date of this part of the flight is still being determined. [
Hopefully for those awaiting rescue from their ordeal!]
This is the final step before NASA certifies the Crew Dragon for long-duration missions to the space station. [
Details would be appreciated by those who actually paid for it. However, since it does not exist in reality, where did the money go?]
This is also the first human flight to space from the Kennedy Space Center in nine years [
!] , NASA shared. [
With whom? Why the delay?]
There is an old saying in the East End of London; Bollocks to the whole thing!
[
Bollocks: nonsense; rubbish (used to express contempt or disagreement, or as an exclamation of annoyance).]
Be well.
Sharpstuff