"Crime map to keep you nice and scared
THE government has unveiled a street by street crime map of the UK as part of a new initiative to keep you nicely terrified.
To make it as easy as possible to scare you the maps will feature guns, old fashioned cartoon bombs, big scary knives and men in turbans, as well as pinpointing millions of suspected kiddie-fiddlers using the Facebook logo.
Home secretary Theresa May said: "Unfortunately danger is everywhere. I am amazed you're still alive. Well done.
May said the maps would also be available as a smart phone 'app' so that busy professionals could be paranoid and fearful between meetings.
She added: "When you meet someone at a party you can ask what street they live in and then nip to the loo with your iPhone before rejoining the conversation and trying to work out whether your new acquaintance is a terrorist, a fraudster or a predatory sex beast who is probably going to follow you home."
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