50 SHADES OF GREY
However, if you read the copy beneath the headlines and the paper
itself, any fool can see he said nothing of the kind and merely published a statement suggesting that the definition of black holes should be somewhat revised.
Yes, Lux - however allow me to differ a little bit with your reading / interpretation of this story. See, the worldwide-diffused media message is VERY VERY clear - and leaves "no room for doubt" (that is, to the average, casual news reader - i.e. MOST news readers of this world
), Stephen Hawking
is in actuality PERCEIVED
- by most people - to be saying that THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BLACK HOLE
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science-t ... -his-grave
CAPTION OF BELOW IMAGE PUBLISHED ON THE EXPRESS.co.uk :
"How a black hole might look if it existed, which it doesn't, according to Hawking". (GETTY)
So, in this view, may I suggest that these apparently 'foolish' (and 'sensationalistic') media headlines are all quite deliberate and calculated - and an integral part of this latest little Nutwork comedy? Let me try and imagine the script the Nutwork-clowns concocted for this psy-episode. I will use two fictional characters, sir John Hoaks U. ("JHU") and sir Chester Bull S. ("CBS")
to symbolize the sort of repulsive wanna-be-overlords / swashbuckling-control-rats who currently run this world - via deception.
One morning in the Nutwork's Operational Psyop Command ("NOPC") :
JHU: I have an idea for 2014, my dear CBS! Let us now make our Hawking vegetable declare that black holes do not exist!
CBS: Naah, my dear JHU.... The scientific community will NOT buy that so quickly. They just LOVE their black holes - and they're far too attached to them !
JHU: Oh, I know - but for the science folks - we'll say that Hawking only meant to say that black holes aren't quite black - but that they actually come in 50 shades of grey!
CBS: Aha! Now, that's clever, JHU - I see what you're getting at! So, let me get this right: to the general public, it will only SOUND as if Hawking denies the existence of black holes? Whereas the science folks will "understand" that it was just an innocent, overblown media scoop?
JHU: Precisely, my dear CBS! We'll make the whole black hole debate even more obscure than it EVER was and - as a bonus - we'll get the media to print: "Einstein spins in his grave"! Haha!
CBS: Hahaha! Brilliant! Well, I then suggest we'd get some stoopid politician bitch to CONDEMN Hawking's retraction ("about the existence of black holes") and have her questioning the entire scientific establishment. In such manner, we will raise & enhance the public's empathy / sympathy towards our own iconic science clowns - such as that poor, drooling Hawking vegetable. Hahahaha!
To be sure, a stoopid bitch politician is
on record CONDEMNING this Hawking
statement - i.e. "that black holes don't exist"
JANUARY 27, 2014
STEPHEN HAWKING’S BLUNDER ON BLACK HOLES SHOWS DANGER OF LISTENING TO SCIENTISTS, SAYS BACHMANN
"Dr. Stephen Hawking
’s recent statement that the black holes he famously described do not actually exist underscores “the danger inherent in listening to scientists,” Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota) said today."
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/b ... hmann.html
I find myself chuckling over the irony that I could actually agree with this silly woman (known for having accused "the Muslim Brotherhood" of perpetrating 9/11... )
as far as this reported statement of hers is concerned: “If black holes don’t exist, then other things you scientists have been trying to foist on us probably don’t either, like climate change and evolution.”
So what's next - after this latest "no black holes" outing? Are we to expect an 'exit strategy' for the Hawk-King monster, having him declare that there are no man-made satellites up there (and with the mass media saying that - "alas, the poor old veggie has now sadly gone terminally senile?"
) ? Naah - don't bet on it. But it WOULD be a pretty amusing development!
BLACK holes? Naah. According to Hawking
("the sharpest brain of this entire planet") - they come in 50 shades of GREY!